quit drinking? Because it was making him Moody.Ģ4 What do you call a movie about Daniel Radcliffe getting high? Harry Pothead.Ģ5 Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook? Because he only has followers, not friends. I guess that’s when the books started getting Dead Sirius.Ģ3 Why did Barty Crouch Jr. Harry jumps up and starts shouting ‘WHAT!? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?’ Lupin sighs, hangs his head and mumbles ‘Ah yes, that too’Ģ2 So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. He sits him down and tells him ‘Harry, I’m a werewolf’. One day Lupin decides to come clean with Harry. 21 Lupin’s Werewolf Confession To Harry Potter It is the only thing they are good for.ġ9 How many Purebloods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What’s a lightbulb?Ģ0 How many Harry Potters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 – he holds it and the world revolves around him. Best Harry Potter Jokes In Videoġ8 How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Not if I’m going to have to explain it 3 times.”ġ5 You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes? There must be some thing RON with you.ġ6 How can you tell which Harry Potter movie you are watching? By the size of Hermione Granger’s breasts.ġ7 How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. The blind wizard goes silent for a moment before curtly replying, “No, I don’t. The bar goes silent and the barkeep replies, “Sir, I will not lie to you, you are speaking to a Hufflepuff, the man behind you is an Auror from Hufflepuff, the woman to your right is a Hufflepuff dueling champion and we all have our wands drawn. He says rather loudly to the barkeep, “hey, how would you like to hear a Hufflepuff joke?” 14 Hufflepuff Joke By A Blind WizardĪ blind wizard walks into a bar, finds his way to a stool and sits down.
Why not share these Harry Potter one liners with all your friends?ġ1 Yo mamma’s so fat the sorting hat put her in all of the houses.ġ2 If you could choose between world peace and going to Hogwarts, which house would you want to be in?ġ3 How do the Malfoys enter a building? They Slytherin. Voldemort: “Certainly, but you may need to give me a hand…”Ĩ Voldemorts parents took the “i got your nose” game a bit seriously.ĩ What did Voldemort tell Wormtail when they went bowling? Kill the spare. So she walks in and says “Barkeep, may I have a table?” The barkeep says “Sure thing Dolores, what would you like?”ħ Wormtail: “Master, can you really rise again?” Next the Ogre says “I know I’ll get him to pity me, he will feel bad and surely he will let me stay!” So the Ogre walks in and says “Ohhh boy I was banished from me home and have no where to go, would you mind gettin me a dring barkeep?” The barkeep yet again yells “Ahhh Ogre!” and runs away.įinally the Hag says “Just watch you bufoons I’ll get in”. First the Troll says “I know I’ll be demanding, Then I will surely be allowed to stay!” so he goes in and says “Barkeep I demand a table!” The barkeep yells “Aaah Troll!” and runs away. But the bar sign says that no Hags, Ogres or Trolls are allowed. So a Hag, an Ogre, and a Troll want to go into a bar. 6 Three Magical Creatures Trying To Get Into A Bar The Hufflepuff says, “Aww man, I wish my friends were still here. The Ravenclaw says, “I wish I was back home with my family,” and poof she disappears too. The Gryffindor said, “I wish I was back at Hogwarts,” and poof she was gone. They stumble upon a lamp and a genie pops out and says he will grant them each one wish. 60 Great Ways To Annoy And Harass Lord Voldemort 5 Harry Potter Jokes About Being Stranded In The DesertĪ Hufflepuff, a Gryffindor, and a Ravenclaw get stranded in the desert.21 Lupin’s Werewolf Confession To Harry Potter.6 Three Magical Creatures Trying To Get Into A Bar.5 Harry Potter Jokes About Being Stranded In The Desert.
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